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Week - 38
An Interview with the President.

A friendly, dual-browed columnist from KooKooDoll stopped by the headquarters last week and met with President and Spokesman Arj Barker (pictured left.) After the reporter was handed a brow-connectivity patch, as to not feel singled out among the monobros present, the interview began. Says Arj, " Last year, 6 million people were born with one eyebrow. That means among those people there were only 6 million eyebrows. Roughly, one per person. This year, we project 8 million people will be born with 1 eyebrow. That's another 8 million monobrows. We have our team of scientists, the monologists working together day and night."
On to the interview.
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At Monobrow.com, we don't view having one eyebrow as a grotesque, freakish human deformity. On the contrary. We think you are special (and not the kind of special where you wear a helmet.) The kind of special where people look at the hairy, catipillar-like growth above your eyes and say, "Oh my God! What the hell is that thing?" You're not alone. Monobrow.com, celebrating the unity of your eyebrows.
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